I'm Embarrassing

Ben:  "Mom, don't put chips and salsa in my lunch ever again."

Mom:  "Okay?  Why?"  He loves chips and salsa at home, so I thought he'd like it in his lunch at school.

Ben:  "Because it's embarrassing.  You can put chips, but don't put salsa because everyone kept asking me, 'What is that?' 

Mom:  "So just say, 'Haven't you ever seen salsa before?'"

Ben: "No, just don't put it in my lunch, okay?"

Okay, got it.  I'm assuming this is just the beginning of many years to embarrass my kids!